1. Emperor’s New College

    theinevitablealpacalypse:

    tokyodoll13:

    English Majors:

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    Architecture Majors:

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    Music Majors:

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    Engineering Majors:

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    Mathematics Majors:

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    Theater Majors:

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    Latin American Studies Majors:

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    Linguistics Majors:

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    History Majors:

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    Religious Studies Majors:

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    Law Students:

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    Chemistry Majors:

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    Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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    Anthropology Majors:

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    Sociology Majors:

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    Philosophy Majors:

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    Geology Majors:

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    Economics Majors:

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    Classics Majors:

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    WONDERFUL

    (via whotookcheesuschrist)

    23 hours ago  /  86,311 notes  /  Source: tokyodoll13

  2. whotookcheesuschrist:

missandersen:

Why doesn’t this happen

I was going to say “because of taste”, but then I realized that you never know what the lady prefers when you order for her, do you?



Thats why you should talk to people. You know ask, start a conversation. Talking 
about books. Much rather have a free book than a free beer. 
Books are more expensive, and last longer. 

besides a book says: I would like to talk to you
Free drink says: please sleep with me

    whotookcheesuschrist:

    missandersen:

    Why doesn’t this happen

    I was going to say “because of taste”, but then I realized that you never know what the lady prefers when you order for her, do you?

    Thats why you should talk to people. You know ask, start a conversation. Talking about books. Much rather have a free book than a free beer. Books are more expensive, and last longer. besides a book says: I would like to talk to you Free drink says: please sleep with me

    1 day ago  /  2 notes  /  Source: missandersen

  3. Why doesn’t this happen

    Why doesn’t this happen

    2 days ago  /  2 notes

  4. anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

    anglosexual:

    undeadthug:

    guess where abstinence-only education is taught

    (via tyleroakley)

    3 days ago  /  195,068 notes  /  Source: thegodlessatheist

  5. The idea that sex is something a woman gives a man, and she loses something when she does that, which again for me is nonsense. I want us to raise girls differently where boys and girls start to see sexuality as something that they own, rather than something that a boy takes from a girl.

    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (NPR)

    Fuck I love me some Chimamanda. Truth!

    (via wholefoodsandgin)

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    3 days ago  /  46,297 notes  /  Source: try-so-to-live

  6. theannieplanet:

    theannieplanet:

    theannieplanet:

    so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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    anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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    so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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    “HEY GUYS”

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    ive stopped fighting it

    get this post to 100,000 notes

    god fucking damnit

    (via kri-sempai)

    4 days ago  /  176,271 notes  /  Source: theannieplanet

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  8. mrsweasley:

    Remember the Sherlock parody, Oklahomo? Well, here’s the sequel, motherfuckers, and it’s called “Mind Phallus” (with all its implications). 

    It is once again from the Norwegian TV-show Underholdningsavdelingen, and I fucking died watching it.  

    "I’m not dead. 
    I’m anal. 
    Anal
    Anal
    Anal
    ALIVE!”

    "Flesh wounds, the ultimate attention seeker"

    (via fuckyeahnorwegian)

    6 days ago  /  159 notes  /  Source: mrsweasley

  9. jackiebeulahburkhart:

    sherlocksmyth:

    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

    6 days ago  /  137,555 notes  /  Source: sherlocksmyth

  10. naturepunk:

    pactsoflionsandmen:

    misscaptaincanuck:

    "Scratch that last submission, I just realized I can submit a video. I found it on reddit."

    With zero exaggeration, this is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen and I’m so happy that this exists.

    This is the funniest fucking GoT related thing I’ve ever seen.

    It’s like a bunch of drunk college kids oh my god. 

    (via kri-sempai)

    1 week ago  /  416 notes  /  Source: misscaptaincanuck